Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Hades' Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary
Hades' Go Speeder
May 4, 2008
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all hair colors.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, ribcage, or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the attraction at most times.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from May 23 until about October 22.
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