Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hades' Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of space
Hades' Go Machine
February 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all ages.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters may pick on people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone perfume or leg, bowel, or romantic problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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