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Gus' Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Gus' Faux Coaster
October 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is too intense for mice of all ages.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph garden.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness, clown perfume, or inner ear, kidney, chin, intestinal, or skin disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain safety belts.
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