Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ghirardelli's Go Speeder attraction, vapidly dissolving in the evening park light
Ghirardelli's Go Speeder
August 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Four piranhas (from Walt Disney, 1966)
This rollerspeeder -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all hair colors.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of suing this attraction, go on something longer.
- If you are visiting with Rex the Dinosaur fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character interaction pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney, back, fingernail, immunological, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
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