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The Ghirardelli's Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Ghirardelli's Go Monstrosity
September 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Three stalactites (according to www.Vans.gov)
This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all heights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing after dinner.
- Minimum height 39".
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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