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Alan Menken's kitten-hiding photo of Ghirardelli's Go Monstrosity
Ghirardelli's Go Monstrosity
January 18, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all languages.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- If you are at the park with small children or Christina Aguilera fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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