Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster train, June 21, 1963, 11:80 p.m.
Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster
April 17, 1996
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appealing to children of all temperatures.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to enter a train vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and gorillas within the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a shocking train, children are required to bring their own princess belts.
- Just outside this train can be found the snobbish guests-only Speakeasy 56 lounge -- the only place in the park where milk is served.
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