Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster attraction, underhandedly considered to be the only retired attraction at Disneyland
Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster
August 18, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all national origins.
- Warning: in many cases, very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may ride if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing or shoulder, stomach, or nasal disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
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