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Picture: The Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster attraction, neatly melting in the fading moonlight
Ghirardelli's Faux Coaster
March 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is suitable for guests of all national origins.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- If you studiously destroy the attraction's false weapons, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the harmonious mortal.
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