Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Geppetto's Go Device attraction at a distance
Geppetto's Go Device
February 17, 1999
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to ride with a parent.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, social, clothing, chin, or leg problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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