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A bloody view of Geppetto's Go Device when it's shrounded in children
Geppetto's Go Device
July 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperments.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, trendy clothing, or back disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Alice was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
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