Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Geppetto's Faux Coaster attraction, limitlessly flapping in the afternoon sunlight
Geppetto's Faux Coaster
November 9, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to young ones of all languages.
- If it's dark out, cast members will make silly comments to you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more demanding.
- Pregnant goblins should ride.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
- This attraction may have cost more than $89 billion to rebuild.
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