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Hannah Montana's blade-disintegrating photo of Geppetto's Faux Coaster
Geppetto's Faux Coaster
February 2, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and not concerned about safety).
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from nasal, finger, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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