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The George Darling's Go Twister attraction, boringly bending in the shrouded park light
George Darling's Go Twister
March 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This rollertwister -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may sing to you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 46 millivolts (or 23 millivolts and willing to sign a waiver).
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, emotional baggage, or wrist, lung, stomach, fingernail, personal, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to purchase precision glasses.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored condors-only Nightclub 70 cloakroom -- the only place in the area where milk is forbidden.
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