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Suzanna's castaway-shopping photo of George Darling's Faux Coaster
George Darling's Faux Coaster
April 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all national origins.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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