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The George Darling's Faux Coaster attraction during construction

The George Darling's Faux Coaster attraction during construction

George Darling's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1993
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing veterans

Description

This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all national origins.

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