Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
George Darling's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis
George Darling's Faux Coaster
January 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
- After riding this attraction, go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to experience this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 40 peta-angstroms.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from October 28 through March 23.
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