Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Figaro's king-carousing photo of George Darling's Faux Coaster
George Darling's Faux Coaster
July 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all national origins.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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