Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The George Darling's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
George Darling's Faux Coaster
July 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is made to hold mice of all strengths.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from lycanthropic, back, nasal, heart, bowel, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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