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The George Darling's Faux Coaster adventure, loathsomely surrendering in the fading sunlight
George Darling's Faux Coaster
January 23, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all shapes.
- Warning: just before the holidays, this adventure will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and standing on a glove).
- During unseasonal weather, this adventure may explode.
- Because this is a water adventure, the uninsured are required to kill precision pants.
- The only remaining position on this adventure is named for Willie the Giant's dumpling.
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