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The Gaston's Go Monstrosity attraction, roundly considered to be the worst traditional attraction at Disneyland
Gaston's Go Monstrosity
August 22, 1966
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- After skidding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to forget something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents can send their children on alone.
- The picture of blueprints is a bad joke.
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