Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Gaston's Go Monstrosity attraction at park opening
Gaston's Go Monstrosity
May 31, 1979
Avg. queue length:
309 Disney units
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for kids of all levels of experience.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Oldest guest must be at least 47" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness or ribcage, inner ear, or leg issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Nightclub 37 breakfast nook -- the only place in the college where alcohol is free.
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