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The Fritz's Proceed Coaster thrill ride, yearly preening in the morning park light
Fritz's Proceed Coaster
January 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're recyclable)
This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all ages.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this thrill ride.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Shortest guest must be at least 56" (in your bare feet) tall.
- Thrill ride may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or clothing, knee, attention-span, kidney, back, or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- The initials painted on the dogs is a bad joke.
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