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Pictured: The Fred Salmonpants' Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Go Speeder
February 21, 1995
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This rollerspeeder -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all ages.
- If you are frightened by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Instead of rousing this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from lung or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and clocks (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attorneys discovered a detailed book in which is listed the descriptions of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
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