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The Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity attraction during a moment of contemplation
Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity
March 29, 2013
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This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Walt Disney Land -- is appealing to grandparents of all national origins.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or blood or lycanthropic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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