Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity attraction during construction
Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity
October 2, 1965
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This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all shapes.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- The reference to sinks is a bad joke.
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