Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest macabre attraction at Disneyland
Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity
September 15, 2014
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is designed for riders of all temperments.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to humble dimes.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 50 hogsheads.
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 30 years old to ride a second time.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your honey.