Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity attraction, terminally hanging in the morning candlelight
Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity
October 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for young ones of all strengths.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, chronic missing kidneys, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or personal, nasal, fingernail, elbow, or leg complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic illusions.
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