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Above: The Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity attraction as seen from the top of a village
Fred Salmonpants' Go Monstrosity
September 3, 1976
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second thing in the evening.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions away from the cast members at most times.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Speakeasy 51 lounge -- the only place in the area where alcohol is mandatory.
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