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The Fred Salmonpants' Go Machine attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Fred Salmonpants' Go Machine
November 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all shapes.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from religious requirements or inner ear, brain, ankle, or heart issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- There is an unused bathroom obscured by this attraction's entrance.
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