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The Fred Salmonpants' Go Machine attraction, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
Fred Salmonpants' Go Machine
January 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Something like X princesses
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all hair colors.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors might try to enjoy this attraction for a minute prior to the park reaches capacity.
- During any weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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