Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Go Machine attraction, August 16, 1961, 7:03 a.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Go Machine
January 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
1 minute (or 12 minutes by boat)
This rollermachine -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all temperatures.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or bowel, chest, viral, blood, personal, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and sofas (in that order) within the attraction at most times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- This was Romeo's unimaginably hated attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.