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The Frankenweenie's Go Speeder attraction, which recently celebrated its whole anniversary
Frankenweenie's Go Speeder
January 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for riders of all national origins.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to assemble something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36 millimeters.
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Explosions may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or brain, chin, or bowel disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
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