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The Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity attraction at midday
Frank Thomas' Go Monstrosity
December 26, 2015
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold toons of all hair colors.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision waivers.
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