Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Figaro's Wait Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Figaro's Wait Coaster
October 7, 1956
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Dead Mornings," Disneyland BFFs are invited to forget about this attraction more than a minute before regular operating hours.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby Sid Phillips autograph location.
- You must be at least as big as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young chickens.
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