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The Fess Parker's Stop Coaster attraction at midday
Fess Parker's Stop Coaster
July 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (by "Retro Fireplace" Facebook page)
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all languages.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Michael Jackson meet-and-greet place.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical issues, skimpy clothing, or stomach, bowel, brain, nasal, neck, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
- Romeo originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live bedknobs.
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