Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Fess Parker's Go Racer attraction at park opening
Fess Parker's Go Racer
April 25, 1965
Avg. queue length:
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This rollerracer -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to enter.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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