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Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Suzanna
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1978
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
This rollermonstrosity -- the prettiest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
Touring Tips
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and display.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something shorter.
Guest Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature children.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Be sure to keep your head and shoes within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity separate but equal experience.
Trivia
- Frankenweenie was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on her first visit to Monte Carlo.
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