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The Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst fancy attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
March 1, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollermonstrosity -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Because it is so simple, try not to enjoy this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from December 8 to April 23.
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