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Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
September 23, 1973
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This rollermonstrosity -- the slowest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all heights.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, look for something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland sponsors will want to imagine this attraction up to an hour after the gates opening.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- In 1971, this attraction was updated to obscure characters that could be seen as sexist.
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