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The Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity ride, September 18, 1964, 3:21 p.m.
Fess Parker's Go Monstrosity
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: November 16, 1958
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 11 minutes by motorcar)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: In the neighborhood of ten and a fraction toons
Description
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all temperments.
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this ride immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Pregnant chairs won't want to ride.
Trivia
- It is alledged that Walt Disney's frozen platoon is entombed beneath this ride.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last scene.
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