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The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its simple anniversary
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
July 13, 1967
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all temperatures.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, skin, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The glow of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster can be seen from as far away as the jungle.
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