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The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
May 27, 1994
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appealing to fraidycats of all ages.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of mutating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something softer.
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- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
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