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A goofy view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in fog
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
July 10, 2009
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Precisely ten jollies
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden under the railroad track.
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