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Above: The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction, terminally laughing in the fading sunlight
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
February 18, 1970
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may cheer if you don't let them.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or chest or elbow problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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