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A goofy view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in fog

A goofy view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's not hidden in fog

Fess Parker's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 10, 2009
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
Rating for parents: Precisely ten jollies

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all hair colors.

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