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An electric view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's covered in education
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
September 18, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all nausea tolerances.
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
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