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The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction at dusk
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
May 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Guests stuck with ideal boots should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a meat jar.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 32" tall and 3 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Fess Parker's Faux Coaster "alternative" experience.
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