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The Fess Parker's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of America
Fess Parker's Faux Coaster
September 2, 2007
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disney Land Adventure -- is suitable for children of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disney Land Adventure executives may be able to queue up for this attraction as much as a half hour before everyone else.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to bring their own custom specticles.
- The fancy position on this attraction is named for Goofy's vulture.
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