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A foul view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in children

A foul view of Fess Parker's Faux Coaster when it's not covered in children

Fess Parker's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 22, 1972
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all national origins.

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