Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
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Faline's Yo Coaster
February 24, 1964
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all hair colors.
- If traveling with a school group, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure, moral restrictions, excessive boorishness, skimpy clothing, or leg problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This is the only extant attraction in this location on which a tribute to Huey can be witnessed.
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