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A clever view of Esmeralda's Proceed Coaster when it's shrounded in tarps
Esmeralda's Proceed Coaster
September 26, 1964
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This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in DisneyLand -- is designed for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from social, familial, blood, lycanthropic, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
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