Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Emperor Zurg's Stop Coaster attraction, August 6, 1977, 10:45 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Stop Coaster
August 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is too intense for guests of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: just before the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling hair bands.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something less demanding.
- Minimum height 27".
- Pilot must be at least 58" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young wimps.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure, water-soluable clothing, or familial disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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