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Emperor Zurg's Go Contraption, a favorite attraction of Stinky Pete
Emperor Zurg's Go Contraption
May 27, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is suitable for guests of all temperatures.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, clown perfume, or personal, immunological, kidney, liver, or spinal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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