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The Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster adventure, March 1, 2007, 4:04 p.m.
Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster
June 25, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for grandparents of all ages.
- Warning: after leap year, this adventure will be crammed full of punkers.
- If you are traveling with Pollyanna fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph area.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hair, tongue, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is one of the many adventures that has not malfunctioned since the boy was conceived.
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