Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster attraction during construction
Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster
February 26, 1959
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is appealing to toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as large as your ghoul to ride.
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