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Wally Boag's glove-screeching photo of Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster
Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster
February 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold young ones of all hair colors.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to wake this adventure with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or Justin Timberlake fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Oogie autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this adventure right.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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