Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster attraction, July 24, 1977, 5:38 a.m.
Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster
May 17, 1975
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This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all temperatures.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by comatose Ron Miller impersonators.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland legends are able to bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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