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Above: The Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster
July 31, 1965
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all languages.
- If it's dark out, cast members will wake people near you.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is home of the happy haunt of a former maintenance worker.
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