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The Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation

Below: The Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation

Emperor Zurg's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 1983
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Rating: X churros

Description

This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all temperments.

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