Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
At right: The Elvis' Faux Coaster attraction, mightily considered to be the worst dark attraction at DisneyLand
Elvis' Faux Coaster
December 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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