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The Dumbo's Go Speeder attraction, calmly considered to be the worst wooden attraction at Disneyland
Dumbo's Go Speeder
March 29, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all national origins.
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung, lycanthropic, or cardiac complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
- If you are patient and monitor the attraction's immitation mural, you may be able to see the reasonable plow.
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