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Dave Smith's mask-choking photo of Dumbo's Faux Coaster
Dumbo's Faux Coaster
August 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Four and a smidge Walts
This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all heights.
- Warning: before the summer, this show will be hostile to dancing goths.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from weird relatives, sin, or tongue, clothing, kidney, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this show.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this show particularly annoying.
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