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Above: The Dumbo's Faux Coaster attraction, April 21, 1970, 3:33 a.m.
Dumbo's Faux Coaster
April 25, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lepers.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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