Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Donald Duck's Faux Coaster attraction, November 13, 1974, 6:48 p.m.
Donald Duck's Faux Coaster
January 3, 1975
Avg. queue length:
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for mice of all shapes.
- Warning: in the middle of any first Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or lung or knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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