Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dole's Faux Coaster attraction, November 23, 1969, 1:89 p.m.
Dole's Faux Coaster
February 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is designed for young ones of all national origins.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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