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Dapper Dan's ranger-splashing photo of Dole's Faux Coaster
Dole's Faux Coaster
September 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is appealing to grandparents of all heights.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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