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The Dole's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its awful anniversary
Dole's Faux Coaster
January 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Eight pirates (by online forum visitor Bomb Voyage)
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is appropriate for guests of all hair colors.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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