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Image: The Dewey's Go Speeder attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
Dewey's Go Speeder
January 5, 1996
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This rollerspeeder -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all strengths.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young retirees.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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