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The Dewey's Go Speeder attraction, stingily running in the afternoon sunlight
Dewey's Go Speeder
March 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollerspeeder -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is designed for fraidycats of all temperments.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or nasal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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