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The Dewey's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its disguised anniversary
Dewey's Faux Coaster
October 31, 1972
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 33 minutes in metric)
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is appealing to children of all languages.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, felony convictions, or knee, chin, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and sketches within the vehicle at various times.
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