Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dewey's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its large anniversary
Dewey's Faux Coaster
August 9, 1966
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This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
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