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A busy view of Dewey's Faux Coaster when it's covered in tarps
Dewey's Faux Coaster
May 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all hair colors.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction after a snack.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from attention-span, elbow, ribcage, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Ichabod Crane had a secret office planned for the space within this attraction.
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