Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dewey's Faux Coaster ride, merrily darling in the shrouded park light
Dewey's Faux Coaster
August 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only triple-looping one in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all temperments.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to queue for this ride multiple times.
- Instead of riding this ride, find something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a thrilling ride, children are required to include safety specticles.
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