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The Dewey's Faux Coaster attraction at a distance
Dewey's Faux Coaster
May 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is suitable for mice of all temperatures.
- Warning: during any first Monday, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum width 92".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from heart, romantic, lung, or kidney issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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