Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dewey's Faux Coaster attraction, overtly playing in the afternoon candlelight
Dewey's Faux Coaster
November 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is appealing to guests of all shapes.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After offending this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo location.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, social, or ribcage issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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