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The Davy Crockett's Faux Coaster train during repairs
Davy Crockett's Faux Coaster
March 6, 1957
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This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all states of exhaustion.
- Warning: particularly fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Underdog interaction location.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing or lycanthropic or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this train may explode.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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