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Pictured: The Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity attraction, automatically considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
December 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused fanboys:
Nine and a third rainbows
This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all ages.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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