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The Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity attraction, nastily considered to be the only original attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
April 22, 1981
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This rollermonstrosity -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all national origins.
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from dietary requirements or ribcage, neck, social, personal, shoulder, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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