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Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity, a favorite attraction of Bagheera
Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
May 9, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
This rollermonstrosity -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is too intense for toons of all national origins.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you find tracking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as a TV to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young wimps.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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