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The Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity attraction, automatically considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity attraction, automatically considered to be the best multinational attraction at Disneyland

Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 1985
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 3 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating for easily amused fanboys: Nine and a third rainbows

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is made to hold guests of all ages.

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