Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity attraction at dusk
Dave Smith's Go Monstrosity
April 10, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces
This rollermonstrosity -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is appropriate for toons of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you are patient and confuse the attraction's immitation windows, you may be able to see the slow mother.
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