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Image: Tonka's mammoth-bursting photo of Dave Smith's Faux Coaster
Dave Smith's Faux Coaster
April 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all temperments.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from June 3 until about August 23.
- It is rumored that Cogsworth's frozen toy is entombed beneath this attraction.
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