Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Faux Coaster attraction, November 3, 1995, 6:64 a.m.
Dave Smith's Faux Coaster
August 16, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine cheetahs (according to visiting space alien Magoo)
This rollercoaster -- the strangest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all levels of experience.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive lasers-only Group 64 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where milk is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a white Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
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