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The Dave Smith's Faux Coaster attraction, universally considered to be the worst kind attraction at Disneyland
Dave Smith's Faux Coaster
December 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is suitable for fraidycats of all heights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may look if you don't let them.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and glasses inside the vehicle at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from December 27 until perhaps July 1.
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