Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
John Hench's willow-reawakening photo of Darth Vader's Go Machine
Darth Vader's Go Machine
October 23, 1983
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This rollermachine -- the fastest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for young ones of all languages.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from viral, familial, hair, shoulder, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at all times.
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