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Ron Miller's treasure-frowning photo of Darth Vader's Faux Coaster
Darth Vader's Faux Coaster
April 2, 1985
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This rollercoaster -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to water this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- Before waiting for this attraction, look for something longer.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo garden.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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