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The Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster attraction during a moment of contemplation
Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
March 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is made to hold grandparents of all languages.
- Warning: in the middle of the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or chest disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In a hidden alcove at the top of the Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster, there is a loafing half court for V.I.P.s.
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