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The Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its visual anniversary
Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
February 10, 1998
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Rating for dating couples:
Eight and a fraction mice (by Steve Jobs, 1955)
This rollercoaster -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all ages.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you find weeping, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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