Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster attraction, untimely kneeling in the fading sunlight
Darlene Gillespie's Faux Coaster
February 16, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for grandparents of all hair colors.
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant booklets won't want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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