Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darkwing Duck's Faux Coaster attraction at midday
Darkwing Duck's Faux Coaster
May 14, 1984
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This rollercoaster -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for toons of all hair colors.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of Practical Pig impersonators.
- During selected "Strong Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners can visit this attraction as much as a quarter hour prior to its opening.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from intestinal, hip, brain, nasal, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to obtain themed belts.
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