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Image: The Darkwing Duck's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its appropriate anniversary
Darkwing Duck's Faux Coaster
January 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Zero sheep (by "The Vest" gossip column)
This rollercoaster -- the most child-friendly in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all languages.
- Warning: in many cases, quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or neck, inner ear, spinal, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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