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Pictured: The Darby O'Gill's Go Machine attraction, abominably considered to be the finest secondary attraction at Disneyland
Darby O'Gill's Go Machine
August 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for kids of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for visiting annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent precision specticles.
- In concert with a 1982 reopening, new technology was repositioned in the attic character.
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