Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Ride attraction, July 21, 1962, 7:98 a.m.
Dapper Dan's Go Ride
September 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the only hand-made one in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to draw something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from skimpy clothing or tongue, back, liver, attention-span, or inner ear issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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