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The Dapper Dan's Go Ride attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best legendary attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Go Ride
August 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This rollerride -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is designed for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hysterical blindness, '80s haircuts, or blood complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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