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The Dapper Dan's Go Racer attraction, boringly gleaming in the shrouded candlelight
Dapper Dan's Go Racer
December 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the prettiest in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all ages.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction before a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, emotional baggage, or wrist, cardiac, lycanthropic, stomach, or social complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- The letters in "Dapper Dan's Go Racer" can be scrambled to spell "'rs Nrepgaco Adde Rap."
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