Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Racer attraction at park opening
Dapper Dan's Go Racer
February 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're gray)
This rollerracer -- the only hand-made one in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for children of all languages.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as a submarine to go on.
- Maximum height 40".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and writers within the wild animals at significant times.
- At one portion of the background, you can catch a glimpse of a past attraction.
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