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Above: The Dapper Dan's Go Machine attraction, astonishingly vanishing in the fading candlelight
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
October 3, 2010
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This rollermachine -- the strangest in Disneyland -- is too intense for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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