Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Go Machine ride, abominably considered to be the worst mighty ride at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
April 17, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Toontown -- is designed for riders of all temperments.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know queue up for this ride after a picnic.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or kidney, viral, skin, bowel, or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This ride closes at dawn.
- This was Aurora's least tolerated ride.
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