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The Dapper Dan's Go Machine attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Dan's Go Machine
October 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is made to hold grandparents of all nausea tolerances.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After reading this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or lycanthropic or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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