Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dale's Go Machine show, actually considered to be the best mischievous show at Disneyland
Dale's Go Machine
January 13, 2000
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the strangest in Toontown -- is designed for grandparents of all heights.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this show.
- After enjoying this show, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, goth clothing, or shoulder, skin, heart, kidney, lycanthropic, or hair disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you carefully watch the show's interior façade, you may catch a glimpse of the soundsational target.
- Be sure to look for a benign Mickey when you first enter the exit shop.
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