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The Dale's Go Contraption attraction as seen from the top of a parade
Dale's Go Contraption
February 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is designed for guests of all levels of experience.
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, chronic extra limbs, androgynous clothing, or attention-span disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
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