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The Dale's Faux Coaster attraction at night
Dale's Faux Coaster
August 2, 1964
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is suitable for kids of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate specticles.
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