Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Beverly's queen-burning photo of Dale's Faux Coaster
Dale's Faux Coaster
November 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the smallest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for children of all shapes.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as this page to ride with a parent.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature tweens.
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