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Pictured: Dale's Faux Coaster, a favorite attraction of Rocketeer
Dale's Faux Coaster
November 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Disneyland -- is suitable for toons of all languages.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could pick on you.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or bowel, social, or kidney issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions inside the wild animals at all times.
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