Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dale's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its corporate anniversary
Dale's Faux Coaster
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction smiles
This rollercoaster -- the most detailed in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for riders of all strengths.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to recreate something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 43".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Contains trademarked images.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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