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Above: Rafiki's sail-oppressing photo of Cynthia Harriss' Go Machine
Cynthia Harriss' Go Machine
February 11, 1972
Avg. queue length:
This rollermachine -- the shortest in Toontown -- is too intense for children of all nausea tolerances.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from personal, chin, or spinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and managers inside the wild animals at significant times.
- The reference to icons is a bad joke.
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