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The Cynthia Harriss' Faux Coaster attraction, loathsomely stretching in the fading park light
Cynthia Harriss' Faux Coaster
August 19, 1990
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Disneyland -- is a massive attraction for riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary issues or ankle, elbow, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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